Hello dwellers of the ORANGE ROOM. Have a seat in my black vinyl beanbag chair and I'll light some incense. Today's tale takes us back to the late 1980's and I had been out of the ORANGE ROOM for many years, been to collage, was married to my first wife and probably working at Famous Barr. The Flying D'Rito Brothers had just formed and we had a habit of continuing the party after our last set at The Old Sky Harbor. On this particular night, a friend from the Harbor and I flew to the Double Nickel or what ever it was called it those days and bellied up to the bar for a few late night bevies. It was only five minutes from my house so it felt very convenient.
My buddy was to my right, and next to him was a couple. I‘d never had seen them before so I wasn’t sure if they were married but it appeared they were. After a beer, I walked down to the left of the bar and filled a long paper bag full of golden yellow POPCORN and took it back to my barstool. As I began eating the popcorn, I noticed that the woman sitting to the right of my friend was staring at me. At first it was just a smile. Before long, I noticed her licking her lips!!! Now as I faced my friend and tried to listen to his bar talk, my eyes were being diverted by the attractive wife. She gave me THAT LOOK!!! Guys, you know the one? The bedroom eye's look! The one that can get you KILLED in a nano second in a bar!!!!!
After about ten minutes of lip licking and pouting, She began making silent mouth gestures....almost like the look of a woman receiving pleasure if you know what I mean.
It was happening repeatedly and my popcorn was about halfway eaten. So, since my popcorn bag was about half empty, I had to reach further and further into the BAG!!! Much to my surprise, I began to catch on that her lustful orgasmic facial expressions were getting more intense the DEEPER I REACHED INTO MY POPCORN BAG!!!!
It was one of the craziest thing I have ever experienced but I was actually having sex with a man's wife right next to him!! It may have been imaginary sex, but at the moment, it was like the REAL THING!!!!! Once I caught on to her game, I began to perform!!! I'd tease the popcorn with short reaches and then circular motions before pulling out a kernel and putting it into my mouth. My friend was still talking and the husband was oblivious at what was taking place. I couldn't believe what was going on, so I started to test her by putting my hand in very deep, and with that, her head would tilt back and her eyes would close. Her mouth would open wide!! When I'd pull it out of the bag slowly, she'd shoot me a look like, "no". Then I'd put it back in the bag and she'd smile and lick her lips some more.
Before long, I decided I was going to take this experience all the way and began to really work that bag!!!! I began thrusting my hand in and out quickly like we were racing together to the same finish line!!! The woman bit her lip and about fell off her stool!!!! I felt like every eye in the bar was on us but no one was paying any attention. My friend was oblivious as was her husband. After a couple minutes we stopped but I'm telling you, we both needed a cigarette.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, the husband went to the bathroom and this woman grabbed my hand and said, " let's dance". She had pulled me almost to the dance floor when I decided that now was the time to get out of this crazy dream before I got beat up or worse!!!! I actually felt guilty driving home like I had just cheated on my wife which I had not, but in a way I had. It was just another TALE FROM THE ORANGE ROOM.
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