THE ADVENTURES OF CHEESEMAN PART TWO

CHEESEMAN

CIRA 1985

BY

DARREN PEACOCK

AS OUR STORES ALL OPEN, WE FIND OUR HERO…CHEESEMANⓇ

WORKING UNDER CUBBORD AS THE MEEK AND MILD TASTING

MATT ZERELLA.

DURING THE WORKING HOURS, ZERELLA WAS EMPLOYED BY A LOCAL DAIRY STORE AND WAS WELL LIKED AMONG HIS ROUTE BY CUSTOMERS WHO GREW TO EXPECT ONLY THE BEST FROM HIM.

LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, THE MAN THEY LOVINGLY REFERRED TO AS “MILKMAN”,

WAS REALLY CHEESE MAN IN DISGUISE.

IT WAS DURING ONE EVERYDAY RUN WHEN ZERELLA WAS GIVEN A PARTNER TO HELP HIM

ON HIS TRAVELS. AT FIRST OFFENDED, WITH HIS SUPER SENCE OF SMELL,

MATT ZERELLA NOTICED A PUNGENT AROMA COMING FROM HIS PARTNER’S SIDE OF THE TRUCK.

“OK, WHO CUT THE CHEESE?” SAID CHEESEMAN ANGRILY!!!

“NO ONE”, REPLIED HIS PARTNER WHO AT THE SAME TIME,

RIPPED OFF HIS WHITE DELIVERY SHIRT TO EXPOSE THE FAMOUS

M. W. LOGO ON HIS UNDERSHIRT!

“IT’S THE MIRACLE WHIPⓇ SAID CHEESEMAN!!!!

“ I’VE COME TO HELP YOU IN YOUR QUEST FOR TRUTH

JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY”, SAID THE MIRACLE WHIP!

STAY TUNED…..